You need a girlfriend..

I bet you do. Get fresh, brush your teeth and take a shower.. let's take a look at all the possibilities. Thanks Complex for inspiring guys to dump their solid wifey's and reach for the stars.

She won, from now on the official dress code for all exotic/healthy women is a semi transparent white wife beater. I bet she's at the beach wrestling with her imaginary friend "your name".. haha.. syke! put that wife beater in the hall of fame!





I'm pretty sure Chelina likes to frequent sorority sleep overs, if your lucky maybe you can get her off some yak and coke and replace that teddy bear with teddy bear.. haha.. p.s. and it looks like she diggs pearl necklaces!




Jessica Szhor, Looks like she'll be at the penthouse bar sipping $100 glasses of champagne. Be ready to spend your hard earned pennies cuz looks like this bird is flying high..



Keri Hilson,Lipstick on mirror and drinking a milkshake, kinky and good taste.. bump her at Mel's Diner after the exotic erotic ball.




Her checkered flags starts my engine. I'm thinking she likes Nascar or surfer dudes in Vans?


Nicole Scherzinger, a pussy cat. Probably bump into her at the animal rescue center..